Yesterday I was riding the bus to my mom’s apartment from Barnard. It was about 3:00 so there were several school children on board. I eavesdropped on the following conversation between two middle school-aged girls.

Girl 1: I like a man with charisma.

Girl 2: What’s charisma?

Girl 1: It’s a certain kind of charm that’s unlike anything else.

Girl 2: Well his charisma is just so sexy.

Girls 1 gets up from her seat next to Girl 2 and moves to across the bus.

Girl 2: What’s wrong?

Girl 1: I don’t need you to be orgasming all over me.

Girl 2: It’s okay. I’m done orgasming.

Girl 1: Fine.

Girl 1 moves back to Girl 2.

Girl 2: But he’s-

Girl 1: No. Stop with your orgies.

Girl 2: Well first of all, an orgy is a threesome.