Dad: You sound down.
Me: Yeah.
Dad: What’s up?
Me: Right now? All of my clothes are too tight. I’ve gained so much weight and I physically feel uncomfortable in my own skin.
Dad: you didn’t go to Chick-fil-a did you?
Me: No.
Dad: Well at least that’s something.
Me: Yeah.
Dad: But seriously, look around. We are an ugly species.